The Little Computer Who Could

Josa was a little computer unit. He sat beside Her bed, and every morning at 6:50 he would sound the alarm. And She would push the "snooze button" for five minutes extra sleep. Beep.

Josa was a little computer unit. He sat beside Her bed, and every monring at 6:55 he would shound the alarm. And She would push the "snooze buton" for five minutes extra sleep. Beep.

Josa was a little computer unit. He sat beside Her bed, and every morning at 7:00 he would sound the alarm. And She would push the "snooze button" for five minutes extra sleep. Beep.

One morning he got so mad ... Boom! Self-destruct button.

Beep.

Josa was a little computer unit. (She had him fixed.) He sat beside Her bed and every morning at 6:45 he wld make a fresh cup of refreshing coffee just the way She liked it, and sound the alarm. And She would push the "snooze button" for five minutes extra sleep. Beep.

Josa was a little computer unit. He sat beside Her bed, and every morning at 6:50 he would pour the cold cup of coffee down the disposal and make a fresh cup of refreshing coffee just the way She liked it, and sound the alarm. And She would push the "snooze buton" for five minutes extra sleep. Beep.

osa was a little computer unit. He sat beside Her bed, and every monring at 6:55 he would make a fresh cup of refreshing coffee just the way She liked it, and sound the alarm. And She would push the "snooze button" for five minutes extra sleep. Beep.

Josa was alittle computer unit. He sat besie Her bed and one morning at 7:00, he made a fresh cup of refreshing coffee just the way She liked it, and poured it into the bed. Over Her. Beep.

Jena was a little computer unit. (Josa was stuck so tight to the table that the table had to be cut from the floor and removed outright.) He sat beside Her bed, and in the monring at 6:45 he sounded the alarm. And She pushed the "snooze button" for five minutes extra sleep. Beep.

Jena was a little computer unit. He sat beside Her bed, and in the morning at 6:50 he didn't sound the alarm. Union regulations. Josa's was an unfair dismissal. Provocation.

She slept in. Was fired. No union. Beep.

Ali Kayn
Melbourne, Australia
1978
Beep.